That Sir… Is an Ex-Squirrel!
Posted by JohnJul 19
My peaceful slumber was shattered this morning at about 6:30 (PDT) by an EXPLOSION! You may find this hard to believe; but that isn’t too uncommon here in the wilds of Butt F**K Oregon. This morning, rather than the neighborhood meth cooks; the explosion was caused by a suicidal squirrel.
I was less concerned about the recently departed squirrel and all his little squirrel-ettes than by the fact that it was 6:30 am, already 74F, and the effects of a lack of AC were beginning to exert themselves. Fortunately for me, one of the neighborhood meth cooks called Pacific Power.
… and no post would be complete without a picture of the victim…
It’s a cautionary tale…. really… once I saw the poor unfortunate soul the Social Worker in me kicked in…
If you feel life is worthless, or your problems are larger than you can handle, there are people in your life who care. Please call the National Suicide Hotline (800) SUICIDE (784-2433) or (800) 273-TALK (8255)
… or you can go here to discover the local hotlines in your state or community.
Suicide is a PERMANENT solution to a TEMPORARY problem.
3 comments
Comment by Kathy on July 19, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Oh, dear, but that is so funny but I shouldn’t be laughing, I’m very fond
of our own Twitchy.
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Comment by Ultra Dave on July 19, 2009 at 7:01 pm
Bless the little squirrel !
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